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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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You know, I've accomplished everything I've set out to do.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

3.5s

You can do everything with it. You can get e-mail, fax, there's a calculator.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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We're all out of lime juice.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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You're a master of race relations.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Dad, it's got lots of other functions.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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This is the end of Long Island.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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So Kramer's running for president of the condo?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Hey, look at that. Picture of me, huh?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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So we're just a couple of white people?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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I'll give you a couple of minutes to decide.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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You're like the grand marshal of the Rose Bowl parade.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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...but this was one of those truly glorious Hampton weekends...

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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No, of course not. I mean, I'd just like to know.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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The next condo board president of Del Boca Vista, phase three.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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...the celebration goes all night until the break of 8 p.m.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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I've given up. So now we're going to a bunch of Spanish restaurants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Deep down I always kind of felt that they blamed me for Susan's death.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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If I had one of these things I'd be eating hot dogs all the time.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E15 The Wizard

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Jerry, it was so nice of you to come down here on your father's birthday.