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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Bilking people out of their life savings. Oh, yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...life expectancy was 30.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Life's too short to waste on you.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Well, there's gotta be more to life than this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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I would think the less time you have in life...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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This is what my life has come to: Trying to meet a mute.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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You know, the average life span for an American male is, like, 72.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Of course.

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Of course.

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- A piece of crap. - A piece of crap.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Bunch of morons.

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- I want all of you bums out of here. - Calm down-

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Old people have a way of backing out of the driveway.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...and she's got this huge goitre growing out of the side of her neck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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...kind of pushing the envelope there.

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- ... on a mountain of gold. - Yeah.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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What kind of a person are you?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Really? You don't want any of this?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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That's it. Get out of my store.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E18 The Old Man

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Then get out of my store, all right?