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Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.2s

Is that one of those laser pointers?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.3s

Well, I, for one, really respect that.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

2.7s

But that's a one-way street coming this way.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3s

- One more lane to go. - All right. We're here.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.4s

Yes. And where would the absolute nearest one be?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.5s

Preferably one with some paint thinner and some rags?

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.1s

I think someone has one of those funny laser pointers.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.2s

Give me a box of those and one of those.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.2s

I just have one thing to say to you boys.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.5s

Look. No one knows how long this parade is gonna last.

Seinfeld (1989) - S09E20 The Puerto Rican Day

3.7s

You tell them that the car was stolen, and then you get another one free.