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Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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...and smashing my face through the glass countertop.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

1.9s

Hey, Elaine, you gotta feel my pants.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- What's with you? - Feel this.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Oh, yeah. It's a warm and wonderful feeling, Jerry.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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If people can't hold onto things, tough luck.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Why can't you do this on your table?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- He's regimented about his meals. - I know exactly how he feels.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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I don't understand why you can't meet someone's parents...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- You can't pay with this. - That's all I got.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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It's my change.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- But I feel I must inform you that what happened last night...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Why? Why can't two people just go and do something...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- I'm waiting for my shirt. - You got your shirt in my oven?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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...for not taking my head...

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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This Costanza. Where's my calzone?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Hey, hey, you steal my money?

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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...I want a calzone of my own.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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Everybody out. I've got eggplant on my mind.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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My friend put them in the pizza oven.

Seinfeld (1989) - S07E20 The Calzone

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- Number 49. - You know, my last name is Costanza.