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The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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Your stupid friend zone.

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I made friends.

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I didn't tell you.

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Because most of the time, friends don't talk about other friends' butts.

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by telling us that he was the father.

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How's your summer?

The Office (2005) - S05E01 Weight Loss

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And arch your back and slowly bring up your head.

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I should have been lovers with her first and then friends.

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So how was your date?

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This is your fault. No.

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I don't need a judge to tell me to keep my community clean.

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There. Take those home to your wife.

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Good to see you. Who's your daddy?

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No, no, no. This is your last meal.

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You're talking about your court-ordered community service?

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Hold it in your mouth if you can't swallow.

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You don't know who your daddy is, do you?

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but you can give your yoga teacher my number.

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You can eat a slice of your birthday cake.

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Because it's your "making fun of fat people" character.