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Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Well, so he can live without his Valium for a couple of days.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...and you get involved in their lives.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...as a comedian living in New York...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I can't live like this. I'm being stalked.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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You- You- You can't live without being a banker.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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What person who runs an antique store gets involved in people's lives?

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Yeah, yeah. If I can't be a banker, I don't wanna live.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I can't live knowing that Ted Danson makes that much more than me.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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I don't meet that many women. I meet, like, three women a year.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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First of all...

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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And you're the manager of the circus.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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The development of the perforation. The first six-pack.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Yeah. Sure. - Of course.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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- Why? - Because of the day before.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Yeah. One of my favourites.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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Story is the foundation of all entertainment.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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But only by the grace of God.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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It would be nice if there was some sort of historical record of it.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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...except for the sound of a police siren.

Seinfeld (1989) - S04E03 The Pitch

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A team of psychiatrists, working round the clock...