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Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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All these years, I'm living in a community, I had no idea.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.7s

What do you think first aid was like hundreds of years ago?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.4s

- What's that? - He's 66 years old.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.8s

...and he's parking cars for a living!

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.2s

- Sixty-six years old? - Yeah, well, he's in perfect health.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.3s

Could you go out with a 66-year-old woman?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.9s

He makes a fortune. He's been doing that for years, right, Jerry?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

You're holding up the production of the movie.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.3s

Of course there's a community.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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The rest of the time, go out, have a ball.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.6s

- ...he's reading from one of his novels. - Owen March. I never heard of him.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.8s

And that's really the most important part of the reservation, the holding.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...you said you weren't the driver at the time of the accident.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.7s

- I'm kidding around, of course. - Yes.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

1.6s

- Get out of here. What? - What?

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3.8s

Well, one of the pieces must've hit Woody...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

4.2s

Thanks. "The extent of the damage would've been far less severe...

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

3s

Unless, of course, there was no sex.

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

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...in the Upper West Side apartment of a friend."

Seinfeld (1993) - S03E11 The Alternate Side

2.1s

I can't even make a pot of spaghetti.